And the pattern continues...

As I write this, I'm watching Back to the Future. With the commentary on. That's just how I roll.
Did you know Eric Stoltz was originally cast as Marty McFly? You do now. Thanks, DVD commentary!
I just got to the part where the black band members are all hot-boxing a car. The producers didn't comment on it, which is really a shame. That's the kind of racism that shouldn't go un-noted.
Anyway, on to the advice.
P.S. Letter #5 was sent in by Travis Trudeau. He did a humour column for The Omega, too.

#7) I actually like all three of these quite a bit. I feel like this one's just funny enough to make the fact that I'm comparing Jesus to a cartoon villain almost bearable. Almost.
I kind of feel like the Dr. Claw comparison is too forced, but I think it works on some level.

#8) In case anyone thought Mr. Advice Guy was actually taking this even a little bit seriously, this is the letter that makes it clear that it's all a joke.
I kind of feel like I should withhold the name of the person who wrote this letter, in case she actually had a problem. I'll just say that, unfortunately for her male friends, she didn't take Mr. Advice Guy's advice. At least as far as I know.
And the Yaris thing at the bottom refers to the fact that for three or four consecutive weeks, Mr. Advice Guy appeared beside a full-page Toyota Yaris ad. I really like the Yaris, so I was hoping maybe Toyota would offer me a free car for all my hard work. Surprisingly, they did not.

#9) This letter was, sadly, written by me. It's my first attempt to let people know that I needed them to actually send me letters. It's really annoying to have to force my friends into writing letters for me. Annoying for them, I mean.
Anyway, my shrewd attempt at drumming up letters didn't work. The fight for letters continues to this day.